A shot, a pill and John Rain

Been ill….again. Sinus infection. Went to the doctor yesterday and got the Z-Pack thing (wow…what a rush), as well as my Flonaise™ and tissues. Geez…I always forget sinus infections can go from bad to knock-you-on-your-ass-flat in less than wholly-crap-I-feel-like-hammered-shit. Doctor said, “You want the shot? Everybody comes in wanting the shot.”

Exactly what is it in our relationship that makes this woman think I would voluntarily offer up my ass-cheek for a shot?

Nope. Gimme the pills.

But, in doing so, I’ve been able to catch up and do a bit of listening to the latest John Rain book (yes, I am a Barry Eisler fan) and I swear I snorted out half of my infection when I heard Rain quote, “I’ll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he’s gonna start a fair fight.”

I used to be intriqued by John Rain. Now I just want to make babies with him. Mr. Eisler, you are a genius.